steak umms

A used and destroyed vagina which hangs out of a dirty skank's filthy and rank jean shorts.

Excuse me! Hey! Miss! Your pussy is hanging out of your shorts and my son keeps tugging on it, his hands smell horrid now and it must be from your steak umms, I mean vagina flaps, please tuck that shit in and for God sake...go scrub your nasty vag! No Bobby, we cannot have steak umms for lunch!

by Cakencock August 25, 2022

P Steak

The act of multiple P named people messaging one after the other in a discord server.

Scoop, You ruined the P steak!

by xCrimsonPeachx April 24, 2025

Steak Lunch

What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.

"Hey, is Eric coming?"

"No, we aren't very friendly since I steak lunch'd him."

by gravylegs January 19, 2009

Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.

I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!

by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016

Grey Steak

Term used for old lady pussy

I banged this grandma and she had a grey steak

by Michael Ruby July 12, 2021

Chocolate steak

Shit dick or a dick covered in feces after sex.

After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.

by MercMika May 27, 2017

Steak Face

Opposite of a jerky face

Steak is the best kind of meat, best compliment you can receive. Being a fantastic person.

“You’re so lucky he is such a great boyfriend”

“I know! He’s a total Steak Face”

by trucksmagee December 11, 2019