Sunday Night Slow Jams

Sunday night slow jams is hardly music and just people trying to get back w their ex. It plays on most radio stations on sunday night at 8.
Zack: hey turn on the radio
millie: but sunday night slow jams is playing
*awkward silence*
the radio out of no where after a song is done; SUndAy NigHt SLoW jAAAAAAAAMSSSSsss
by kaiya sherman the dickface October 05, 2020
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slow Pompeo lobster boil

Slang for Pompeo’s slow decline into political death as all of his obscenely piggish and self-aggrandizing acts come to light.
We are all watching the slow Pompeo lobster boil; he is already apparently losing consciousness as he lamely tries to defend himself.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2020
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slow your roll, sparkle

telling a very sped person to shut the fuck up
slow your roll, sparkle
by jackbut77 March 08, 2015
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MY PONY TOO SLOW

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.
Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW
by 2+2 poster April 23, 2009
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slow news day virus

A simple and minor issue that is blown way out of porportion by the media when there is nothing else to report. The public becomes deathly worried about something that is no more dangerous than the common flu.

ie. SARS, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, Killer Bees, etc.
Person A: "Did you hear about the SARS epidemic?"
Person B: "Epidemic? It's killed less people than the flu. Its nothing more than slow news day virus."
by UnquenchableFire October 09, 2006
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this means stop stressing out, overthinking, or complaining. put your troubles in perspective and try to enjoy the short time you have on earth.
A - "oh my god we're going to have to walk all the way back to the bar cause i left my car keys there"
B - "slow down and smell the roses"
A - "wow this is nice scenery. it's a nice night, i like walking, and we're not really in a rush."
by fckdapopo October 05, 2009
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shit, chillin, slow-motion

a casual reply to the greeting "what's happenin'" or "what up doe." It's a Detroit way of letting the greeter know that there isn't anything going on at that particular time.
by Eazy313 August 23, 2009
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