Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager October 21, 2015

Shanks’s Pony

Pony and trap -crap. To take a crap.

I’m away to sit on Shanks’s Pony

by DoctorDark November 10, 2024

shank and go

the act of shanking and walking away as if nothing happened. i.e a drive by shank

scream
Officer:did you see what happened to this inmate?
inmate:nah i think it was a shank and go

by OCaesarC September 3, 2010

shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.

Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"

by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017

Shank

Someone who fucks everything up, and is just really stupid

Mark you fucking shank

by The Big Shank January 5, 2018

shank

for americans(:! it means can u ask how someones doing((:

hi can i shank you?

by wagwaaanG October 28, 2020

Sexy Shank

A sharp knife being used in a sexual way.

Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"

by Sexi_mexi18 February 11, 2017