Spoops

When acid shoots out of your abdomen. This disease is uncontrollable and has hit over 659 trillion Americans (only) and hasn't even hit Europe yet.

"Yo john has the spoops.. Stay away..."

(John) *acid shoots everywhere. Everyone dies. And John*

by Dr. Ãmbah, Tmac November 29, 2013

Scoop

when you cup your hand and make a scooping motion under a persons chin and say "scoop!". Scoops originated in 2006 in Alpharetta GA. although some like the idea of scooping boobs, scoops are entirely different. A scoop is similar to a high-five or in some cases a teasing gesture. Some use scoops as a salutation while others use it to annoy people. All around, scoops are friendly and when used appropriately can be fantastic.

also related: salmon, guppy, oblivian scoop.

*friend A passes friend B in the hallway*

friend A: hey.
friend B: SCOOP!!
friend A: aww!!

or

friend A: dude, i have something serious to talk about..
friend B: ok what is it?
friend A: *sigh* i don't know the best way to say this but.....SCOOP!!!!!
friend B: dude come on!!!

by anonymousscooper March 1, 2009

scoop that low

when you make very poor judgement on something.

Why would you scoop that low man?

by K6y6r6a May 18, 2018

Dry Scoop

Sex without any lubricant or any sort of assistance with the in-and-out process. Probably more painful than pleasant.

Joe’s girlfriend Sasha broke up with him after some failed attempts at dry scooping.

by MandM Productions November 24, 2019

Scoop

Phenomenon started by two high school girls from NoVA, "Scoop" is used when:
1. You steal something from someone
2. You've dumbfounded someone (generally followed by a playful slap to the face)

1. J walks over to C's normal seat in math class, and takes it anyways. When C enters, J looks her in the eyes and says 'Scoop!'
2. C proves J wrong, J is left speechless. To break the silence C yells SCOOP! followed by a scooping motion with her hand and a slap to J's face.

by Sneakers9 February 6, 2010

add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"

Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

ice cream scoop

to cup ones hand and place it over anothers asshole while moving the thumb accross the cup. just like an icecream scooper would do but over someones a hole

I went up to her and gave her an ice cream scoop, but she didn't flinch so I ran away.

by scotteh111 June 3, 2010