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Russia

A country whose slavonic people wold still live in cave in Ural if it wasn't for almighty Bulgarian Empire to send them Cyrilic alphabet and scholars to teach them to read and write.
Person 1:Who gave Russia the alphabet it uses today?

Person 2:The bulgarians
by Nemski December 3, 2006
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Russia

The land of vodka, tanks, and ak-47's.
Putin will never let down russia.
by Ozzy The Gamer Dog September 22, 2020
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Russophilia

A sexual disorder (also known as nationalist cuck syndrome) typically characterized by an obsession with russian dictators and a desire to suck their dicks or otherwise bottoming for them often for the purpose of "triggering" any real or perceived liberals.

Characterized by

Constant checks to Reddit, Twitter, and possibly 4chan
Bloodshot eyes from long nights of arguing with people they believe to be "libs" over the internet
Overuse of slang such as cuck, soy, lib, beta etc.
Loneliness as family and friends alike distance themselves from all the above behavior
Fantasies surrounding russian dictators degrading the subject sexually or some other form of submission
Constant internet posts surrounding the Ukraine-Russia war and how hard the Russians are winning despite available evidence
Dave: "Yo did notice Bryan has a russian flag in his Twitter handle?"
Aaron: "Yea he's been getting super weird and posting constantly about Russia, I think he might have russophilia..."
Dave: "Maybe we should get him to a psychiatrist"
Bryan: mmmmmmmm putins dick...
by Bones-Destroyer 666 June 13, 2022
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Russell Special

The Russell Special is when one blows a game of pool, by way of scratching on the 8-ball on a seemingly easy shot.
(following a shot): "Oh, the Russell Special!"
by P-Nut! December 8, 2009
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Russian Fish Slap

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.
Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.
by jbird1 July 30, 2011
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Russell, KS

hell in central kansas. The people of russell are so desperate for people that they hold a pathetic festival called the Prairiesta every ten years in desperate hope that people will decide to move there. It is filled with racist homophobic rednecks who crush opposing ideas like a foot crushes a cockroach. Their mind set comes from the pre-Civil War Era.
I wish the homophobes of Russell, KS would just cum out of the closet.
by treat101 December 24, 2012
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Russian Bear 5000

A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.
bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!
by Rocheman4280 April 30, 2013
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