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illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.
“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible
by muwtu May 3, 2020
mugGet the illiterate people can’t read the biblemug.

read hard

Mentally handicapped person on the censored internet
What are you doing? You are the biggest read hard I have ever seen.
by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024
mugGet the read hardmug.

Reading

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.
by Joe NOT Biden July 4, 2020
mugGet the Readingmug.

Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.
Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.
by @slvy394 May 21, 2018
mugGet the Sled Readmug.

Pisani-Reade Effect

When someone or a group of people lie and make false accusations for serious crimes, including rape, pedophilia, etc in order to hide the fact that they're either doing something just as bad if not worse than the person they're accusing or trying to con people that support them in a mega grifting scheme. People that participate in such activities will also harass, guilt trip and back stab other people behind their backs while pretending to care about said person to their face. They also have a large victimization complex where they pretend that they're the victims when they get caught
Did you hear about those people that were lying and falsely accusing that kid of being a creep because of something super arbitrary and stupid?
Oh great did the Pisani-Reade effect hit the fandom?
by astie January 4, 2021
mugGet the Pisani-Reade Effectmug.

Read it to you

When somebody shows you up.....humiliates you.......makes you look dumb
That lawyer really read it to you, too bad you lost the case!
by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017
mugGet the Read it to youmug.

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