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Redneck Jesus 

The nickname NASCAR gaming YouTuber Michael Mrucz uses for NASCAR Hall of Famer: Dale Earnhardt Jr in his videos. Sometimes also called “BOYYY” in his skit shorts by his father, corresponding with Jr calling his father “DAAAAD” in the skits
REDNECK JESUSSSSS! Who the hell’s team is he on?”
-Michael Mrucz on YouTube
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Redneck Margarita 

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)
i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas

redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.
We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas
redneck tequila by Lelouche September 22, 2007

Redneck Roofies 

a combination of baby asprin, cheap whiskey and diesel fuel.
Daryleen drank some redneck roofies, and woke up next to her cousin Daryl Earnheart Jr.
Redneck Roofies by DJPK February 7, 2009

Redneck Rave 

Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.
You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.

redneck jewelery 

An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.
Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?

Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.

Girl #1: Of course!

redneck russian

A drink consisting of Yoohoo, Kahlua and Vodka made when milk is not available.
Bartender, I'll have a Redneck Russian.
redneck russian by neatboy March 26, 2011