Skip to main content

kayleigh read

A living breathing wax museum...pores are actually makeup foundation. Booty and Boobs are really🎈
I think I want to buy some more makeup.
You mean some Kayleigh Read?
by D_conatser27 May 18, 2016
mugGet the kayleigh readmug.

read

reading is communicating knowledge, reciting or like looking
get rick rolled (read first letter of each word)
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj June 5, 2021
mugGet the readmug.

Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
mugGet the Beach Readmug.

James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick
Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though
by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020
mugGet the James Reademug.

Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 6, 2020
mugGet the Bert-readingmug.

Trump-read

Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.
Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.
by CAPUSA October 8, 2018
mugGet the Trump-readmug.

you cant read the brat

It's when the khias think they can read BDSBRATXO.. and they cant!
"baby, you cant read the brat"
by bdsbratxo March 30, 2025
mugGet the you cant read the bratmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email