pulling a jalen

When someone says some dumb ass shit and tries to cover it up by saying autocorrect

“Bruh your dumb I AM in tutorial!” THAT would be pulling a jalen

by Andre Garcia III March 10, 2019

Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

Pull a Maxi

Is a phrase for a person who skips the regular night sleep, to continue the next day as a one long day.

Salina: good morning, how was your sleep?
Me: I didn't sleep
Salina: Did you pull a maxi?
Me: Yeah, and I got a long day ahead of me.
Salina: Oh, all the best.

by Pistolero911 March 14, 2020

anarcho-pull

when someone uses their anarchist aesthetics to attract potential sexual partners, usually effortlessly

At the punk show he was dripping in hoes, he has so much anarcho-pull.

by HoodedNuts November 8, 2022

Pulling a Seacrest

Pulling a Seacrest is when a guy masturbates in front of a mirror and is aroused by his own image.

Ryan Seacrest is so in love with himself he masturbates in front of a mirror naked pulling his mini-Seacrest. Now that's pulling a Seacrest!

by WienerMonkey April 23, 2009

Pulled a Raymond

Pulling a raymond means when someone physically leaves or exits a building withouth so much of a goodbye or notification that they intend to leave

Dude- wheres Neil?
Dunno think hes pulled a raymond

Has he just pulled a raymond

by imperialmike August 6, 2009

pulling a Whatley

1) The term used by the character George Castanza, from Seinfeld, when he created a phoney charitable organization called "The Human Fund" and gave everyone in his office donor cards in their names. In reference to when character Tim Whatley gave George a donation card in his name to the "Childrens Alliance" after George had given him Yankees tickets.

2) The action of giving a useless gift to someone you have given a highly valued or expensive gift.

Fred: So what are getting Tom for his birthday?

Bill: Well, I'm really short of money this month so I'm thinking of just pulling a Whatley.

Fred: Cold.

by sushidude January 21, 2009