Prison Lube

The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.

Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.

by Zen Chaos October 12, 2020

Stateview Prison

A prison roleplay game on roblox.

That guard cuffed me in Stateview Prison.

by UrbanPoster1 April 24, 2024

Griamore Was Not In Prisoners Of The Sky

A saying that implies terrible life choices

Person A: man, I’m not depressed
Person B: Griamore was not in prisoners of the sky
Person A: Nvm

by I live in fear February 17, 2021

russian prison

when you’re low key trying to say she’s a hoe....

“omg, she’s been through a russian prison!”

by itztayler November 09, 2017

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.

Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.

by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024

Danish prison

A person gets gorilla glue and glues their anus and cheeks shut. Then they down a bottle of laxatives.

Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”

by TheRealLukiePookie May 05, 2025