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pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.
She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.
by PinkOrchid September 5, 2010
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Pre-cuddle

Sex or intercourse

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs.
Woman: I want to cuddle.
Man: How can we cuddle if we do not pre-cuddle first?
by EmptyJ December 17, 2014
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pre-cum

Some juice that makes your dick pipe smooth
W: we should use a condom.
M: no, we don't have to until the end.
W: doesn't pre-cum have sperm?
M: no it's some juice that makes your dick pipe smooth.
W: bye.
by "Sean" October 25, 2019
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pre-load

sometimes referred to dirt biking, but when your about to ejaculate you use it in terms of coming on womens chests, and also when i try to explain something to daniel in science class
Mike: what the fuck is a pre-load

Dan: i pre-loaded all over your mom's chest
Dan: *pretends to throw his load*
Dan: oh yea

Mike: you fucking faggot
by Mike-Tino June 11, 2009
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pre-d

The time between official dating and meeting or getting to know a person. Also referred to as "talking".
Are you guys dating yet? Nah, man we're just in pre-d.
by darkbluerose January 4, 2009
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[Pre-K]

One of the most notoriously know gamer tags in the COD (Call of Duty) game series, Pre-K is known for its foul language and offensive behavior.
Kid 1: Ah not again, it's those a**holes Pre-k
Pre-K: I f***** your mother kid 1!
Kid 2: Those guys scare me, I'm going to report them!
by MEMBER089232[Pre-K] December 3, 2010
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Pre

The name applied to women of extreme attractiveness. A woman so hot she would surely cause you to have a premature ejaculation.
Beavis: Dude, look at the pre over there.
Butt-Head: The one in the pink or black?
Beavis: Suzie D-Cup in the tiny black skirt, Dude!
Butt-Head: I bet I couldn't last 2 minutes with her, Man.
Beavis: Dont worry Bro, John Holmes couldn't even last 2 minutes with her.
by PAX PER February 15, 2012
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