Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013

antisocial potato

The name of which a person who thinks they are ugly and antisocial use for themselves

"Ugh whatever I'll just sit here and be an antisocial potato😕"

by Antisocial_potato_77 December 27, 2016

potato language

WHY THE HECK ARE U SEARCHING THIS UP STOOPID- anyway. Potato language can also be identified as potatian and is mostly the opposite of English even though it are written in the same texts, accents and grammar but it is ONLY used for the word of bOOtiful potatoz

BY THE non-binary pOtAtO

for example, to say your pretty in potato language you would simply say your OOgly

by non-binary pOtAtO :> July 6, 2020

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

Potato Squad

A team of friends with issues/problems that solve it with video games and lots of bepis.

I was gonna go to the party tonight but I'm gonna be playing Rainbow Six Siege with Potato Squad.

by SgtPainkillers July 30, 2018

ass potato

a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.

you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!

by nobody else here October 16, 2017

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021