tater pot

When you make a bowl out of a potato. It works like a charm and all u need is a pen and a potato.

Guy 1: Yo it's ur turn for the potato.
Guy 2: Oh, cool, pass that tater tot over here.
Guy 1: Holy shit dude...tater pot...
Guy 2: Hhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

by taargüss December 13, 2010

pot-pen

When a person who has been smoking pot is walking around with a cloud of odor around him like the character Pig-pen

Man do you smell that pot-pen in front of us? I'm getting a contact high.

by PNW street walker March 8, 2014

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

pot musing

A thought of a contemplating nature that comes about while doing the do at the toilette. Or smoking funny weed.

- vinnienine: "Imagine how terrifying horses would be if they were carnivorous"
- beetus_wrangler: "This is one of those magnificent showerthoughts that stands out in a sea of puns, pop culture references, and pot musings. I am genuinely terrified."
- bandalooper: "Funny, this is the one that most struck me as a pot musing."
- disintegrationist: "Can't believe this ain't on Urban Dictionary yet. I mean, wasn't."

by disintegrationist September 26, 2014

Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed

Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Pot broke

Pot broke is when you are out of weed

I'm pot broke, I got no more weed.

by Lilberts November 29, 2018

Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.

"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"

by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017