poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

by Clamer August 26, 2017

Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!

"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"

by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010

poon'd

to lay down ownage or to be owned.

I poon'd Johnny in Halo.

I was poon'd by Johnny in Halo.

by Robert Murray September 25, 2005

poon mast

the biggest poon; an extremely gay kid

you are a poon mast !

by P Blunt July 4, 2006

poon princesses

Annie and Heather. They are the masters of working the poon to your hearts delight. Bow to them.

"I can't believe how good the poon princesses are!! I've never felt so much pleasure in my poon!"

by Heathurr April 10, 2005

poon face

a faggit a.k.a samm mcclernan a butt face one who smells of vaginal fluids

by retsel toks May 18, 2003

Poon Tap

To use the back of your hand to hit a woman's or a man's private parts

"I gave Katie like 20 poon taps, and she stood there pretending it was okay."

by Sampson420ex October 3, 2004