Polish Jacuzzi

where you pour a shot of vodka into someone's asshole and they fart to make it bubble and you slurp it straight out of their bumhole

comrade 1: how did you get gonorrhea?
comrade 2: i did the polish jacuzzi with some bitch

by warlock of feet January 8, 2021

Polish bread slicer

When two lesbians scissor each other and a guy sticks his dick in between them.

Did you hear Mary and Josie were scissoring then John stuck his dick in between them. Oh yeah that called a polish bread slicer.

by jlu676 February 3, 2021

Polish China

Paper plates, and other disposable types of food wares. Usually used to describe someone who is abysmally cheap.

Mike: Hold on don't use that!

Julie: Why not?

Mike: Because I don't want to do dishes, here's a paper plate.

Julie: Oh! A big spender breaking out the Polish China. 😏

by Ethanthacat April 17, 2021

Polishing the family's jewels

A slang term for masturbation, observably used primarily British "people".

Sam: "I was in my flat polishing the family's jewels until my sister knocked on the door"

by your big gay ○w○ May 28, 2021

Polish Traffic Jam

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle

Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.

by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021

Polish fuckers

Polish fuckers means either that someone hates polish people so much that they will blame them for pretty much anything even if it’s not their fault or they are to obsessed with doing Ww2 role-play cuz why the fuck not

NEIN THISE POLISH FUCKERS

GOD DAMMIT MY MOM CAUGHT ME WATCHING PORN THISE POLISH FUCKERS

by Ilikedahri October 18, 2021

polish liver

polish liver
A person with a polish liver can withstand a huge amount of alcohol and that is almost invincible

Guy 1:,,Have you heard that drove with 50 percent alcohol blood level?"
Guy 2:,,Damn that dude must have had a polish liver!"

by AsGemiro November 27, 2021