Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.

“Omg did you see Robert Pattinson in that new movie HES so hot”

“Spitting facts right now”

by Wattpadgilriereader April 11, 2022

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Jacob Petti

a whole ass bitch who won’t download rec room

damn you totally acting like jacob petti rn

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

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Jacob Petti

a bitch ass nigga who won’t download rec room

damn bro you’re totally acting like jacob petti rn

by fuckjacobpetti April 14, 2022

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A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo

If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.

by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022

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Tooth-Pinting

The act of sticking the end of a toothbrush through the fly in one’s underwear, positioning it where the shaft of the penis meets the base, and moving it up and down to wiggle the penis around.

“Yo we just caught Griffin Tooth-Pinting bro”

by sudosience February 18, 2025

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