packed up

Laughing so hard you cease to function properly.

Comes from the original term which defines a machine breaking down by saying it's "packed up"..

Dude.. When you fell down those stairs, we just packed up.. I mean, I couldn't even breathe!

by BrainShoes July 17, 2011

melon picker

a person usually who has just crossed the border by hopping a fence or digging a long underground tunnel. most like mexican or some form of hispanic spic. these are the people who work for 50 cents an hour either landscaping or picking fruit hence the name "melon picker". most melon pickers never bother to learn english but instead make america adjust to their way of life.

the person blowing leaves in your neighborhood park who whether you tell them to keep going or stop will say
"ahhh si senor" and blow leaves at you. then you can call them a goddamn melon picker

by Jose Antonio Guadelupe Felipe Lopez August 30, 2006

picker

to engage in a friendly banter between a penis and a pussie; to bicker with strong sexual overtones

The two were constantly pickering until a sexual deal was negotiated.

by JimmyJoeJet April 4, 2008

pickled

College day prank: perfomed in a dining hall. Someone places a pickle on someones shoulder in the kitchen line and then watch him/her walk through the cafeteria with a pickle on their shoulder. This can progress into bigger items such as a piece of bread.

I pickled this chief at lunch so good. He was walking around with a half-sandwich on his shoulder through the cafeteria -- people were busting!

by JaniH May 23, 2005

Pilked

To get a face full of cum in the back of a comic book store.

Dude I totally PILKED this bitch dressed like Harley Quinn!

by Robpilk August 5, 2016

CPN (Certified Packed Nigga)

1. Packed as in package, basically a black guy who's good at fucking
2. Packed, meaning you have a gun on you

"He's such a CPN (Certified Packed Nigga), he could get this any day."
"Watch out for the CPN (Certified Packed Nigga) downtown. Don't fuck with 'em."

by SteamThoughts October 19, 2019

chocolate covered cherry picker

The act of one orally extracting puss out of his/her partners hemorroid

Oh god Billy you have to give me a chocolate covered cherry picker tonight

by We want the funk July 3, 2006