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Pleasantly Petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.
You're not short Martin you're pleasantly petite
by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024
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Erectus Penilemensus

Erectus Penilemensus means while you are fucking your old lady, she starts her period all over your erect cock.
Person 1 - Man, I fucked Victoria so hard that she bled all over me.

Person 2 - No Fool! It was just erectus penilemensus
by What’s up! November 22, 2024
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lacking in the penile region

The act of not being up to par with one's standards of the penis
Man, Baxter is really lacking in the penile region.
by gkimmel19 September 15, 2016
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Pulling a Petite

Releasing something and receiving a large sum of donations for said something, only to get depressed for a period of time and leaving with said money in which then spending it on 4 bottles of champagne and pouring said champagne over yourself like the filthy jew you are wheres my fucking 250$ you smelly cunt @petitebob#0001
see above for pulling a petite
by ExiledManagement February 24, 2020
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uneducated goose penise

your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33
you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise
by maxmaxwoo April 4, 2022
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people with penises

A self-explanatory term that is often used poorly by people who are trying to be progressive. People in this category include cisgender men, transgender women, and any nonbinary people with that specific anatomy. There are very few good uses for this categorization outside of specific medical classifications. Descriptions of the social behavior of people in this category tend to just focus on the behavior of men, and describing them in a way that includes transgender women is transphobic. This term is intended to be a more politically correct alternative to "male-bodied", but somehow manages to be just as bad of a description.

There is nothing wrong with using "men" or "cisgender men" or even "men and masculine people" as an alternative to this term so as to not needlessly include trans women.
"I'm sick of how people with penises treat me on dates."
"But you only date men. Don't you mean that you're sick of how men treat you on dates?"
"You're right, I'm sick of how men treat me on dates."
by ladydarkmoon December 19, 2022
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International Throw Petite People Day

6th of June is International Throw Petite People Day, for people who don't like to be called short and thus uneligible for Throw Short People Day on October 21st
Since I you're petite and not short, i'll throw you around on International Throw Petite People Day on June 6th instead
by jeremiahdoe April 15, 2025
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