desert patch

When you have a bald spot at the back of your head surrounded by hair.

Hey what's up desert patch?

by Natasha Kastermans March 29, 2008

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009

Melon Patch

A party, or get-together where the ratio of woman to men is in the women's favor.

"Hey, Derek, there is a ton of women at this party bro."

"I know, Joseph, its the proverbial Melon Patch in here."

by xDreaMxSilencEx October 16, 2010

Pancho

A Pancho is the spanish word for Hotdog. Nickname of the crack dealer that is always in the back of the alley wearing the same blood stained shirt every Monday.

It can also mean a gay black blanket that shines at night and is commonly used in porn videos. And it could be "small dick".

Word used to define a person that buys those TV ads machines to make gym because he is gay.

Person that has a van with the sign "free candy" written.

1. Give me a pancho asshole.
2. The Pancho of the alley tried to get me to buy some crack when some dudes began to chase him and beat the hell out of him with a bat.
3. Hey sweetie, come join me in my pancho.
4. I have a pancho.
5. He is a pancho, he can't even make a sit up so he buys stupid crap.
6. That pancho was giving away free candy.

by DoinYoMum June 18, 2011

Soul Patch

A person questioning their sexuality who uses a same sex openly gay friend to have a pseudo-relationship with. They flirt with, question, and faux date their gay friend under the guise of friends hanging out.

It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.

My best friend asked me to the movies and asked me how I "knew" I was sexually attracted to women, I think I am her soul patch.

My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.

by KerrHomos January 22, 2015

wet patch

When you sit on a chair at school for about an hour and you pack all your things away, stand up and look down at your chair and there is a wet patch in the middle of the chair where your vagina was and where the discharge came out.

" oh great we have to put our chairs up. i will have to wait a minute until my wet patch goes. "

by tina45 February 14, 2008

Pachong

A person who is exciting, fun, and a dare devil. His penis maybe small and he might be stupid in the head but he's him.

Guy 1: "Pachong just took out average c."
Guy 2: "I know I seen it."

by IICrimsonTearz May 5, 2010