patch

a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.

the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.

A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.

a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.

brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick

by Rusty Hill October 21, 2015

rainbow patch

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period and your mouth holds a red stain

Last night after I ate Ashley out I checked in the mirror and I had a rainbow patch! Now I can't get this nasty bitch blood out my mouth

by Eat her out, bloody, Justice December 21, 2015

Berry Patch

A “berry patch” is a word for the females crotch.

“Hey Hannah what’s wrong?” “ oh nothing, my berry patch just itches.”

by Pancake007 June 21, 2019

Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.

Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.

by Adam and Steve July 3, 2019

Patch

To patch something means to steal something or if something has been patched, it has been stolen.

They patched my phone.

by Rafael Del Castillo November 20, 2019

Sour patch kids

When you cover your dick in vinegar, salt and squeezed lemon before a blow-job

"she said suprise her so I gave her a sour patch kids"

by lil G.S.C. November 23, 2019

Patch of Quilters

Collective noun for quilters

Three or more quilters getting together to quilt or discuss quilting is known as a Patch of Quilters.

by Megnatex April 24, 2019