perviness

of or relating to have perverse thoughts

and you don't want to know what I thought you were talking about when I first read that. lol sorry, for the momentary PERVINESS, been around too many odd conversations tonight.

by thenext8seconds November 21, 2010

pervin

a nickname for a person of perverted behavior, a perverted history and a background of sexual perversions.

That public pool pervin is always lurking to scope the next tender piece of meat.

by secks4life July 26, 2009

Perving

Sitting in a vehicle alone in the parking lot of a grocery store or mall while staring at the people going to and from their own vehicles as they walk by.

Perving (or the appearance of perving) often occurs unintentionally when one tells his spouse / girlfriend / significant other, "I'll wait in the car."

Note: Also known as "Doing the Perve."

"Lisa, was that your boyfriend Steve I saw Sunday perving at Wal-Mart?"

by ThePointe March 18, 2008

Parking Garage

The place where ShayCarl enjoys singing loudly.

In the parking garage!

by Miranda13898 May 6, 2011

pervin mervin

when you, one of your brahdahs, or some other bullay be spyin for some bean shots. pervin mervins are most common at Sandy Beach Oahu on any weekend especially saturday when everybody get one hangover from gettin allbus friday night.

nick: ho bah! hows daniel fawkin one pervin mervin!
jason: ahahaha dat bullay is gettin plenty bean shots today

by nickvdub January 9, 2008

parking the squid

Attempting to perform penetration with a flaccid penis.

Mark: Hi Boris, how did you go with that Tramp last night?

Boris: No good, wasted and I was just parking the squid.

by BorisDaYabby January 15, 2016

pornstar parking

you park so close to the front door of the club you can run to your car naked

PornStar Parking!! Bring on the Margarita's!!

by country mike aka lk2play September 22, 2006