Dead Panda Society

An underground environmental faction that injects revolutionary humor into the global eco-catastrophe.

The "Dead Panda" of the Dead Panda Society is allegedly a spoof of the World Wildlife Fund's beloved panda icon. "Your car kills pandas." -DPS

by Dead Panda Society October 27, 2008

My Panda Bonerz

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.

Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!

by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

whatever tickles your panda

synonym to meaning "whatever floats your boat"
or doing what the fuck you want.

friend: "what do you wanna do today ?"
me: "whatever tickles your panda."

by MST97 July 8, 2011

The White Panda

A pair of DJ's that dress up in panda suits for shows, known for making sick mashups.

The White Panda managed to make fitty cent sound good... damn.

by intonym October 14, 2010

The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.

The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda

by Adam Paul December 18, 2004

Amanda Panda

a nickname; a term of endearment for someone blessed to be named "Amanda." This nickname is usually given to someone who has an amazing family and fantastic friends and whose boyfriend adores her because of how fabulous she is.

Have you seen how gorgeous Amanda Panda's eyes are?

by Amanda Panda o.O January 26, 2011

Water Panda (Aqueous pandias)

The Water Panda, also known by its scientific name (Aqueous pandias) is a rare indigenous creature known to reside in the small oasis of Umbrella Falls, Guyana. The Water Panda, to date, has only been seen 3-7 times in its natural habitat. The history of the Water Panda dates back to the beginning of time. Currently, there are 3 different species of aquatic pandas classified by the WPCP Water Panda Conservation Project. The fresh water panda, salt water panda and the aquatic polar panda. All of which share very similar characteristics. The Water panda mainly eats shoots and leaves but loves apples (only red ones) as well as watermelon push-pops and hate asparagus.

1. A Water Panda (Aqueous pandias) walked into a bar and went up to the barman and said: "I want an apple and watermelon push-pop, make it red and hold the asparagus." The barman took his order and the Water Panda went to sit down at a table. Soon, a waiter brought over the meal, the Water Panda ate it up, thanked, tipped the waiter and paid his bill.

All seemed normal until the Water Panda pulled out a gun from the depths of his fur, pulled the trigger and BANG! shot the waiter dead.

The barman rushed over and said: "What the hell?!!! You just shot my friend!!!" The Panda calmly replied: "Do you know what I am?" "Of Course I do," the barman answered, "you're a Water Panda!" "Good," the Panda replied, "now go home and look me up in the dictionary." And with that, the Panda walked out of the bar.

The barman was a little unsure, but he was very eager to be enlightened on the subject of his friend's murder, so he went home to find his Urban dictionary and after a while he found 'Water Panda' and quickly read the definition...

WATER PANDA: 1. A badass black and white bear native to Guyana, Eats shoots and leaves.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010