The Pound Law

Based roughly on the lemon law, the law gives a veto with enables a person to call an end to an stalemated arguement.
This law may only come into play under the following circumstances:
1)The arguement must be static
2)The two parties must agree
3)Once set the arguement may never be rementioned.

The background behind this law may never be repeated due to the law itself.

A.W: F*ck this....The Pound law
M.G: fine

T.K: Hey you guys remember when *****?
A.W: No wtf are you talking about?
M.G: Are you high?

by alextww April 16, 2009

gorilla pound

1. the art of ruining ones fast food meal by completely smashing your hamburger before putting it in the bag
2. the last step at a fast food restaurant before you receive your meal

Wow, this Wendy's hamburger would not be so bad had it not received a gorilla pound before I got it.

by " Steffenhatin' " December 17, 2009

eighty pound oreck

when companion is mounted doggie style on floor lifting the legs in an inverted position, such as a wheel-barrow: and companions face is rubbed across the floor such as a vacuum

She's has rug burn because I gave her the eighty pound oreck.

by ashliekat24 April 2, 2010

Chotch Pounding

The act of having extremely rough vaginal intercourse.

Kayleigh- "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

Chelsea- "She must of had a severe chotch pounding."

by ChellyBellyBrynn June 15, 2010

roundy poundy

this means you have a round stomach your asian and you like to pound it alot, like fuck alot.

lexi is a roundy poundy.

by the beeeassssttttt, May 1, 2010

e-pound

When one person engages in sexual activity with another over the internet using instant messaging, e-mail, or any other form of electronic communication.

Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a good e-pounding last night, way to go!

by THEMAGNIFICENT May 22, 2011

Certified Pounder

One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.

Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.

One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish

One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)

One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?

Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.

Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)

Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.

by fatbass October 30, 2011