plantamura

A fuck boy or the act of fuck boyism. Usually drives a 10-15 year old sports car to compensate for a comically small penis. You can find a plantamura in a bar late at night bitching about their friends and trying to seduce their female friends. Will also try to ttrick friends into buying them drinks for no apparent reason

Did your hear what Devon did to Courtney? He's a total plantamura.

by roarpants September 24, 2016

plant-based

Vegetarian.

I'm a plant-based wine mom robosexual tinderella looking for my Prince charming ;) no hookups

by Roboflexible September 4, 2016

planting da bull

Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.

So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...

by AskGeeser August 20, 2016

Plantaephilea

Someone who is sexually attracted to plants.

he wold rather jack his bean stock to some grass rather than some ass he must be in to Plantaephilea.

by bighit420 July 17, 2016

plantserts

Slang for silicone breast implants.

She got some big ol' plantserts, girl.

by Clara Fication June 5, 2016

phontaloom

The act of farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E. Was phontalooming in the bathtub last night .

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016

Phontalooming

Farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E was phontalooming last night

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016