pantesticles

Pants that have testicles built in.

Person 1: Woah, you have a huge pantesticles.
Person B: WTF? No seriously, your mom's pantesticles.

by Schmoodle the talking poodle February 4, 2006

Pantera

Awfully overrated Nu-Metal/Groove Metal band from Texas. Started as a tolerable, if not likeable glam band, but then in the Nineties changed the style to ride out on the success of thrash metal by playing semi-intense "metal" riffs. Guitarist Dimebag Darrell, formerly known as Diamond, is ridiculously overrated and only plays generic bluesy pseudo-metal riffs over Vinnie Paul's overproduced drums. Phil "Anal Slam-o" Anselmo's vocals are the most horrid heaps of garbage to ever come from human vocal cords. Inspired the likes of Lamb of God and countless others.

Kid who hangs out at the mall: R.I.P. Dimebag Darrell! Pantera's the best band ever.
Person with musical knowledge: Get outta my face you piece of shit.

by bawlsinyerface May 27, 2008

pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

pantera

Ripoffs of exhorder.

Pantera ripped off the New Orleans band Exhorder.

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

paiten

Big teeth and usually talll

Dang that girl paiten is 7 foot

by Shara unbrek February 16, 2017

Pantera

A horribly overrated band that wasn't very good anyway.

Metal Forces rated the horrible Pantera album "Metal Magic" 8 out of 10 because the metal elitists would beat them up if they didn't.

Thrash, sludge, and groove metal were extremely influenced by hardcore, Panterarized.

by Pantera Is Overrated April 7, 2013

pantera

A very good but horribly overated metal band. Fans of Pantera think Diamond Darrell is the greatest metal guitarist of all time yet call him dimebag, a name he generally rejected when with his friends. They also think they are superior to emo fans, when all real rock fans know they both just go /wrists but express it differently.

Typical Pantera Fan - "I like Pantera and like, Slayer, and like, RIP DIMEBAG WE MISS YOU" (while taking shirt off to show tattoos)

A fan of GOOD music - "you know there wouldnt have been pantera without bands like Iron Maiden and Judas Priest, and Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath before them. Oh, and he preferred Diamond Darrell."

Pantera fan - "nuh uh! nuh uh! DIMEBAG is NUMBER ONE forever and ever RIP DIMEBAG"

"And they say people that live in the south are stupid..."

by GANGSTAH GANGSTAH September 11, 2007