The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Microsoft Paradox

When Windows demands that you change your password, but the only way to do it is through the Microsoft cloud portal, which is locked behind Microsoft Authenticator… and that piece of shit app just spins forever like it’s personally fucking you. The perfect loop of corporate incompetence.

Why is Amber drinking at work?
The Microsoft Paradox raw-dogged her entire morning.

by BranDamag3 November 19, 2025

Chasm of Paradox

A cool name for groups, also its tuff and its really chasm and very paradox

heres a cool word that references chasm of paradox: chasmingtheparadox

Hey i like to chasm of paradox you out! (Some random kid who doesnt know what it means)

Hey, Chasm of Paradox is a sick name! (Chad person)

by zephlyst December 6, 2025

The Third Man Paradox

This is an oldie but a goodie.

The Third Man Paradox

Theist "I think God is real because thus!"

Atheist "I don't think God is real because thus!"

Third Man "I can prove whether it's real or not to both of you immediately."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Infinite Asshole Birth Paradox

A nonsensical concept that originated from a TikTok video in 2025.

It comes in and out through the hole. That's the infinite asshole birth paradox for ya.

by roseluvies December 19, 2025

generational paradox

A phenomenon where young individuals from Gen Z feel prematurely aged or burdened by adult responsibilities at a relatively young age (e.g., 22), while older Millennials experience a sense of being "old" around the age of 35 due to societal pressures and expectations.

It's wild how the generational paradox hits hard; my younger sister is only 22 but talks about life like she's already nearing retirement, while my Millennial friends keep saying they feel young at 35.

by Emotional Cruiser December 24, 2025