One Pump Trump

A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.

We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.

One Pump Trump by ThundaBabe November 7, 2020

One slap chap 

Similar to a one pump chump but ejaculates at the thought of intercoarse or physical contact. Can’t even make it past the first date long enough to get any action because he has soiled himself almost immediately at the sight of a woman. Often referred to as a one poke bloke.

Yo look at that poor lad.. can’t even get a girl to date him.

He’s a one slap chap

One slap chap by Foxyfivefaceyouknowtheone February 23, 2021

one and three sevenths 

The exact amount of sugar packets Roger Taylor, the drummer of the classic rock band Queen, prefers in his coffee.

May I please have one and three sevenths of a sugar.

one and three sevenths by Lexrcal March 15, 2021

One-eyed nobber 

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

One-eyed nobber by Soapster321 June 6, 2021

One sided love 

So, basically it's the most beautiful and on the other hand the most painful kind of love one can ever feel. On one side it gives you butterflies in your stomach and on the other side overthinking. This is the kind of love where you are afraid of losing someone whom you have never achieved. The fear of losing someone without getting him/her in your real life. He/she is completely yours but only in our dreams and thoughts, you are completely his/her, your love for them is unconditional which they are unaware of. Tbh never keep an extreme hope or expectations that they will ever feel anything for you, cause when hope/expectations break, idk but it's painful and hard to resist.

Someone-: I love him yrr
Someone (2) -: it's so good, you are lucky to find your love.

Someone-: lol it's one-sided
Someone (2)-: All the best, I have never seen a person as strong as you. ( One sided love )

One sided love by You deserve more compliments November 24, 2021

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse 

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”

1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse”
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 15, 2022

One erection 

A popular boy band of discord rbx realm who make all the womens banana cream sandwich all in their pants women like rianne,vivi,hailey,jade ,kait crackity all just lose it when the 3 boys start singing , the members are krupta yung tablecloth, and joe.they are so good that some of the women in the discord have sent various members of the boy band NUDES.

OMG ITS ONE ERECTION SIGN MY ASSCRACK

KRUPTA PLEASE TOUCH MY SUCCULENT BREAST

One erection by Funny minion fun April 25, 2022