This fat dog amazes me.
by bear dance March 16, 2022
Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"
Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.
Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.
by Alimew November 27, 2022
by Cooprah22 June 17, 2016
The act of temporarily bolstering your own social status and the expense of another male (usually a friend). Most often seen in terms of an almost reflexive physiological reaction in the presence of an uncommonly attractive female. One male may physically or verbally insult his companion in order to portray his dominant status in the male-male relationship.
This portrayal is often facetious and is likely to be viewed negatively by the insulted party. The alpha-dogger will also feel like a bit of a dick.
This portrayal is often facetious and is likely to be viewed negatively by the insulted party. The alpha-dogger will also feel like a bit of a dick.
1:"wtf brah, you just grabbed my ass, you're alpha-dogging because you saw that hot piece of ass"
2:"sorry dude, I was powerless against the force of millions of years of evolution and the forced suppression of my primal, ape brain by modern society"
1:"it's cool dog, I understand"
2:"sorry dude, I was powerless against the force of millions of years of evolution and the forced suppression of my primal, ape brain by modern society"
1:"it's cool dog, I understand"
by Fuse46406 September 29, 2011
During homosexual coitus between men, a position that consists of one man ejaculating onto the other’s phallus with the intention that the latter will insert the “Frosted” penis into the anus of his partner.
Man 1: “Hey, I’m feeling extra kinky tonight…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”
Man 2: “Wanna give you a Frosted Dog so bad.”
Man 1: “I can’t wait to feel that Frosting baby…”
by Kafka’s Middle Nut August 19, 2021
person 1: "hey look its man's best friend!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
Person 2: " no thats womans best friend, dogs like girls more!"
by HolaItsKarli<3 May 22, 2018