Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021

Mars

a name for cool non binary people

I love them, Mars is so cool

by marslovesthemoon November 3, 2021

mar aka burro

the most beautiful human in this world.
tbh, i love her so much, she’s mine.
she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the prettiest. she’s smart and strong, sometimes she feels ugly. well, she isn’t.
she owns my heart. she looks like and angel. pls give her love but not a lot bc she’s mine. i love her rEALLY A LOT.
- cass

example:

“did u ever see an angel?”
“yeah, her name is mar aka burro”

by cassqndra August 23, 2018

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

Mars Area School District

A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.

Mars Area School District is a good district, although with a few, really stupid people.

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024

Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.

A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?

by ChingDim February 3, 2022