jamaican bobsled track

When you shit so hard you shit up your back

We had a farting contest and Joe pushed so hard he made a Jamaican bobsled track up to his neck.

by Cooter polluter May 9, 2018

Money tracks

Tracking receipts or a trail of money

She had to find her money tracks to submit for expenses

by Moneymaker01 August 12, 2021

Men's track

What's possible is only possible if you fight all the way through to the end and you won't fight the whole way through if you lose focus halfway through. The Olympics are almost over and there will be plenty to get distracted by afterward, no matter what mishaps you had yesterday, you can still finish strong so that you don't feel like all the work is ahead of you in life.

The Olympics is almost over, but it's not over yet. Men's track isn't beyond redemption if they want redemption, but they've really let some slips get to them and get them stuck for a few days.

by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021

That tracks

Alternative way of saying "baseball, huh?". Used when something makes sense or checks out.

My brother was hit by a car driven by an elderly Asian lady

That tracks

Huh? What does that mean?

It means "baseball, huh?"

by TheLobsterCopter5000 April 1, 2025

Jack the Track

When you create artificial traffic by actively using a bunch of bots or phones in a single vehicle to dissuade other gps users from using the same pathway as you.

Steve: Yo we gotta be in LA in less then 10hrs, lets make like Moses and Jack the Track!
Kenneth: Ok let me just boot up these 50 phones and run google maps to the same spot , No traffic no static.

by Capuchin for Hire August 11, 2023

Track Flowcaine

A highly-addictive song. Flow so stimulating it causes withdrawal symptoms, like Crack Cocaine.

Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.

Kara stayed home and inhaled Track Flowcaine in her track den.

by nolandc February 14, 2020

Men's track

While a lot of people focus on what the men's track teams of the past did right and this one did wrong, they're not thinking about this group not only being the first to try and train through a pandemic where the Olympics was in danger of being cancelled, but also the first group not to have their families present. The little things like that make a difference people don't see on the big sounding, built up events people do see on TV. It's hard to know exactly what these guys were going through no matter what people saw on TV.

Men's track found a little rhythm before the games ended, hopefully they feel good about it.

by The Original Agahnim August 7, 2021