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grass baby

A grass baby is a tiny pot of grass. Usually couple grow it together, and call it a grass baby !
Me and my boyfriend have grass baby, we check it everyday to see its growth!
by Grassbaby101 April 17, 2017
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Pickle Baby

When somebody fucking sucks at something.
You are a fucking pickle baby, get rekt.
by Dirty Crumpet July 25, 2019
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Baby Yodasexual

Someone that's only attracted someone extremely cute and perfect.
Ever since the baby yodasexual started watching The Mandalorian, I've never been able to get so much as a hug out of them.
by Sherof December 23, 2019
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Fix-it baby

when a marriage is going wrong spouses will often have what is known as a 'fix it baby.' A fix it baby is suppose to enhance family harmony and promote family solidarity. However, if the issue isn't resolved within the marriage than a baby will only be a temporary patch in hole of your marriage.
"Hey man, my wife and I have been having a lot of fights lately... I'm not sure if our marriage is going to make it... I don't know what to do."

"Have a Fix-it baby. You have a baby, and it is suppose to fix everything. My wife and I did it."

"Yeah but you're getting a divorce.."

"I never said it was permanent."
by The Credible Hulk November 12, 2012
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Green Baby

The green baby is our god as he demands esdidibles. It is always important to pray to the green baby as he is very important, he is always hungry so you must always keep esdidibles or human peace sacrifices near. He also demands the duck god
Sane person: Have you made your daily sacrifice to the green baby yet?

Not ok person: no? What are u talking about?

Sane person: you haven't? I must sacrifice you to the green baby as u serve no purpose to us and he is hungry
by Sha'Gi October 16, 2019
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baby guisada

Juan blew his baby guisada into my taco!
by Amy Sherita June 8, 2015
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Scabie Babies

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it
Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week
by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020
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