The fictitious court of law where individuals who made a false statement (told a lie) are tried by a jury.
Truth Court is packed with spectators. The court officer wears a white police shirt with an emblem on each sleeve and a gold badge on his chest. His tie and his pants are blue, and he has a police night stick on his belt. He is Hindi, and says, “Everyone please stand.”
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
The judge, Jason Trickspotterspeaks, wears black frame glasses, and speaks in a southern U.S. dialect.
The judge hits his gavel once and says, “Liars Court is now in session.
The complainant is suing Mr. Pepe Roni because the day they met he told her he was single and free, but was living with the woman he had divorced a year before meeting her.
The judge asks her, “Miss please state your name.”
“My name is Don’t Touch Me.”
“What do you do for a living.”
“I am the receptionist at Cutting-Edge Apps which sells apps wholesale and retail on the Web.”
“How did you meet the accused?
“He came to my company to demonstrate an app he sells called ‘Sex Rays’. While he waited he told me I was beautiful and invited me to lunch. “
“Did you accept?”
“I did, and later that day we met a few blocks from my job and ate pizza.”
“How was it?”
“It was good, Your Honor.
“Okay, Miss Touch Me, Liars Court financially compensates anyone who has been a victim of a false statement, a lie, which this court has verified took place.”
“Yes, Your Honor.”
“Did any of the lies you allege Mr. Pepe Roni told you cause you to suffer any economic loss?
by but for March 21, 2020
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Get the tell the truth mug.The truth is simply what we want to believe. We can look at textbooks, we can look at anything. But writing is simply not enough. We need proof.
For it to be a full truth, we need to see it with our eyes. We need to find it out ourselves. But even then, we could be wrong.
We could do it wrong. Maybe our measurements and math weren’t correct.
Another point, maybe everybody could be lying to us. And we had never suspected a thing.
Maybe red is blue, and blue is red. As in they had different names.
Our whole life could be filled with lies, and we would never suspect a thing.
The truth is simply what we want to believe.
For it to be a full truth, we need to see it with our eyes. We need to find it out ourselves. But even then, we could be wrong.
We could do it wrong. Maybe our measurements and math weren’t correct.
Another point, maybe everybody could be lying to us. And we had never suspected a thing.
Maybe red is blue, and blue is red. As in they had different names.
Our whole life could be filled with lies, and we would never suspect a thing.
The truth is simply what we want to believe.
Me: Define truth.
Friend: The truth is the beauty of the world and what is actually happening or that happened
Me: That's her definition of truth. What she thinks it is, or knows. We all know something, but maybe they're just lies.
But then again, there's still so much we don't know right know, and will never know.
Friend: The truth is the beauty of the world and what is actually happening or that happened
Me: That's her definition of truth. What she thinks it is, or knows. We all know something, but maybe they're just lies.
But then again, there's still so much we don't know right know, and will never know.
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