a girl who seems fairly normal on the surface, but at night endures a unique transformation. she first starts to admit a green fog that smells like your grandmother's shag rug. then, her hair starts to grow in EVERYWHERE in rainbow colors. then fairy wings grow out of her spine. afther that her nose turns into that of a bat and antenae sprout from her forhead. then, she sneaks around the dearkness of night eating babies... alive.
by ramcookson November 25, 2010
Get the hall-tippingmug. When you leave an unnecessarily large gratuity or tip for your waitress/bartender, because you are physically attracted to them, usually in a sexual manner. Your level of lust, "thirst", is so high that you equate a large tip with any chance of sexy time with said individual. These instances usually occur at lower level sports bars and patios. Alcohol will affect the intensity and dollar amount of the thirst-tip. The thirst-tip is usually followed by periods of sadness and/or vigorous masturbation. Rarely is the thirst-tip successful in the endeavors of no-pants dancing.
"Dude, Heather at Bdubs is so hot. I left her a huge thirst-tip. $20 on a $15 tab"
"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"
"Ah, gross man. She's super deece. "
"I know....I'm just so thirsty"
by Thirstay August 21, 2015
Get the Thirst-tipmug. by tae_booty March 18, 2015
Get the Tip cleanermug. Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.
Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!
by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014
Get the Turtle-Tipmug. n. When one is about ejaculate, they turn their partners head to the side and ejaculate into ones ear.
Person 1: Get over here im gonna give you a Q-tip
Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?
Person 2: Whats that? Omg what are you doing to my ear?
by GusTheLlama November 21, 2010
Get the Q-tipmug. A winter hat worn with the edges unfolded such that an excess of of the hat's material rises above the wearer's head, resembling the reservoir tip of a condom.
The term is often used as a shorthand identifier for the typical varieties of neon adorned "steezy" snowboarder bros who tend to be the primary exemplars of the fashion.
The term is often used as a shorthand identifier for the typical varieties of neon adorned "steezy" snowboarder bros who tend to be the primary exemplars of the fashion.
"Did you see that posse of reservoir tips that just climbed out of that Honda Civic?"
"Yeah, man... Looks like they are toking up before they go "shred the gnar" or whatever. Would you pass me my shades?... hurts like looking at the sun."
"Agreed. I'll go inform them it's not 1987 right away."
"Yeah, man... Looks like they are toking up before they go "shred the gnar" or whatever. Would you pass me my shades?... hurts like looking at the sun."
"Agreed. I'll go inform them it's not 1987 right away."
by hellischrome February 18, 2010
Get the reservoir tipmug. 1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).
"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
Get the mushroom tipmug.