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Scraping my soul on the ground

A phrase used for when you are forced to complete a task you're fundamentally opposed to or one of great moral dilemma.
Yeah, it felt like I was scraping my soul on the ground, but she's better off knowing her husbands unfaithful.
by RainbowTrout14 June 10, 2023
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Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic
Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground
by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023
mugGet the Big shit on the groundmug.

pants on da ground

by LegenadryLegend21 December 28, 2016
mugGet the pants on da groundmug.

Ground-Drown

MMA term. Working from mount position. Covering the opponent’s mouth with hand and sweating up their nose.
The fighter panicked and tapped out due to ground-drown.
by Sebring's G-Rod April 13, 2024
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Middle-ground fallacy

The mistaken belief that the truth lies somewhere in between to opposing propositions.

Man "It's the women!"

Woman "It's the men!"

Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"

Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
What can men do about any of that? 'Try your best!'? 'Strife nobly into the dawn!'?Only 17% of the men CAN have jobs that pay 6 figures or more because THERE ARE A FINITE NUMBER OF JOBS THAT PAY THAT MUCH. What, do you expect them to increase the pay rate of a broader number of job to 6 figures? McDonald's cashier 100,000 a year. Then you can finally get a girlfriend. The other 2 are a roll of the dice. How is it at all men's fault? What is the selection criteria? Broadly? And that middle-ground fallacy applies to the schizophrenia thing too! It's not a matter of 'well, maybe it's a little of both'. At this point it's 'yeah, they're doing the thing they are doing and they have been doing it for years, and now I'm hyper-vigilant about it so I'm looking for it everywhere!' I don't claim to be right all of the time about it. And as a thought experiment I respond to things as though they were said to or about me. But that's not the same!"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
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Ground

Ground is floor
Booty touch ground
by A mouse in a house November 20, 2019
mugGet the Groundmug.

Ground beefing

Dude I shit in the shower and was ground beefing it down the drain
by Wlc999 April 5, 2025
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