The Daily Show: With Jon Stewart
by 2tone army September 29, 2004
Get the John Stewartmug. by olaf February 26, 2004
Get the john kimblemug. Is the Deputy Prime Minister of the UK.
He has failied in everything he has tried to do.
He has several infamous nick-names...
"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!
JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
He has failied in everything he has tried to do.
He has several infamous nick-names...
"Two Jags" because he was known to own 2 whole Jaguars!
"Two Jabs" because he punched some wise guy who chucked and egg at him.
And most recently "Two Shags" because he had an affair with one of his secretarys in his own office over his very own desk!
JP really hasn't done any favours for British politics, still Tony Bliar won't sack him, although he has basically removed all the power he had.
"I think John Prescott is a fucking wanker!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"
"I think John Prescott is the best fucking thing since sliced bread!"
by QPWOEIRUTY May 26, 2006
Get the John Prescottmug. In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.
by wrastlor December 29, 2010
Get the John Elwaymug. When a man loves a woman/man/half-woman-half-man/lamp, and they're in a committed relationship built upon trust and a mutual confusion of Asian culture, and he wants to express his love for her/him/shim/lamp, he has doggy-style sex with her, and then pulls out and ejaculates all over her/his/heris/lamp's back and sticks an object to it such as a paper plate, a muffin, or a small foreign kid.
by DCDS Lacrosse October 18, 2004
Get the Sticky Johnmug. by depersonalization June 22, 2019
Get the john wickmug. Born in Buffalo, NY on the 5th of December 1965 to polish immigrants, John Rzeznik grew up to become the frontman of The Goo Goo Dolls. That started out playing punk covers in bars and slowly worked their way to become one of America's best-recognized bands. John would play the guitar and sing alongside his best friend, Robby Takac, who was one of the band's co-founders. With time he began writing lyrics to show that he could write truly inspiring songs using very simple means. He was the author of The Goo Goo Dolls's greatest hits: "Name", "Slide" and "Iris". Many a time has John shown his sociopolitical side, contributing to many charity events and supporting political movements.
A.: What do you think of John Rzeznik's voice?
B.: Oh, it's spectacular! And the lyrics he writes are so inspiring.
B.: Oh, it's spectacular! And the lyrics he writes are so inspiring.
by kourinthellama July 31, 2008
Get the John Rzeznikmug.