A sex position in which the lady is standing above the man with her legs open while the man thrusts upwards. The man then keep thrusting upwards until he ejaculates all over the place. Afterwords they both must hive five and say, "For Allah."
Guy 1: "Me and the missus were feeling very cultured last night"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
Guy 2: "Why's that?"
Guy 1: "We did the Afghan Oil Pump"
Guy 2: "Ah, A man of culture"
by Mr.Sass May 19, 2020
Get the The Afghan Oil Pumpmug. An Atlantian Oil Slick is an aquatic anal sex act. To perform an Atlantian Oil Slick one must either eat, or have their partner eat intentionally greasy/oily food for at least 72 hours before anal intercourse. A successful Atlantian Oil Slick is only possible when you pull out & there is visible oil spotted in the water.
Person 1 - "How was the pool?"
Person 2 - "It was great until we got kicked out."
Person 1 - "Why'd you get kicked out?"
Person 2 - "My girl & I got did an Atlantian Oil Slick where no one could see us, but there was so much oil that it gave us away."
Person 2 - "It was great until we got kicked out."
Person 1 - "Why'd you get kicked out?"
Person 2 - "My girl & I got did an Atlantian Oil Slick where no one could see us, but there was so much oil that it gave us away."
by MissAnathema June 5, 2018
Get the Atlantian Oil Slickmug. Callum parnaby is one that they would call, a hider. He knows he likes male testicles but wont admit it himself. His google search history definitely says men groping eachother.
by YOYOMYNAMEISJOEYEET January 21, 2021
Get the Callum Palm oilmug. When a person consumed a sickening amount of black coffee and chocolate cake then proceeds to gag on a dick until they throw up
by Kohpissyboi December 21, 2022
Get the Ohio oil spillmug. Force feeding your girl taco bell and x lax, tipping her on her shoulder and fisting her asshole until she explodes shit everywhere.
I Had to clean my apartment last night from the shit storm of the Ohio oil rig Stacey left last night.
by Phil cobbler April 29, 2022
Get the Ohio oil rigmug. Pauline came over last night and helped me change my oil. I usually change it my self,but its more fun with help.
I fell better and she has 20 bucks more!I will be get'in the oil changed every Friday night from now on.
I fell better and she has 20 bucks more!I will be get'in the oil changed every Friday night from now on.
by Raymond Beatle June 21, 2006
Get the get'in the oil changedmug. This relates to the alaskan pipeline - if the condom full of shit ruptures inside the anus and leaks out like an oil pipeline leak.
Oh man, i was doing the alaskan pipeline on this chick and when i pulled it out i saw it broke in half and all this shit started oozing out. It was a major exxon oil spill!
by Chunky Luvr August 14, 2011
Get the Exxon oil spillmug.