An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011
A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.
Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.
by von groovy May 12, 2019
Anyone at work who has no respect for your office space, usually a co-worker, who will "invade" your cubicle or any other office space without permission to "borrow" office supplies that they themselves have run out of, or they just want to snoop and say that they're looking for something that they've lost.
Joni: Hmmm, Troy isn't in his cubicle, let me see what he's up to so I can report it and feel like i'm doing something important.
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
Troy: "Excuse me, can I help you?"
Joni: "Oh, Troy, I didn't see you there." "I was just looking for something"
Troy: "Well, did you find it?"
Joni: "Ummm, no, I guess it isn't here." "It must be someplace else, see you later."
Troy: "That Joni is such an office space invader!"
by Jachzehn July 25, 2010
by SCR4P August 07, 2017
The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.
Example:
“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”
“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”
by UnitedBusDriver April 18, 2020
Jokes, phrases and the like that only the people in your office will understand. Folks outside of your department or organization will laugh but they won't understand the joke because they in essence "had to be there"
Worker: "I just removed myself from that post on Facebook"
Co-Worker: "You mean you "Miked" it?" -wink, wink, nudge nudge
Other Co-Worker: "You did what?"
Worker: Never mind it's just an inter-office meme, you wouldn't understand
Co-Worker: "You mean you "Miked" it?" -wink, wink, nudge nudge
Other Co-Worker: "You did what?"
Worker: Never mind it's just an inter-office meme, you wouldn't understand
by ISaidFreak December 21, 2011
Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment
by Muffinman16 March 21, 2017