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"Driving on an interstate highway about 75mph when I see the car in the left lane start to drive a little erratically. As I passed the car on the right I saw what looked like the male passenger gave the driver an average nebraskan, who looked like she was having an orgasm. I quickly got away from them to avoid an accident."
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Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.
I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.
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Average Nebraskan

When a female is driving and getting finger-banged at the same time by her passenger.
I looked over at the car next to me and the woman driver was receiving an Average Nebraskan
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Average Nebraskan

The act of driving while being finger banged.
While driving to work I looked over and saw an Average Nebraskan in the car next to me.
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Average Nebraskan

the act of getting fingerbanged while driving
I gave my wife an average nebraskan on our way to Lincoln.
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A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"
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Ingleside, Nebraska

Ingleside was an unincorporated community one mile west of Hastings, Nebraska. It was one of several sites of the old Nebraska State Hospital system, and had several names throughout its history (the Ingleside Hospital for the Insane, Hastings State Hospital, and the Hastings Regional Center). Local, colloquial titles have included "the Nuthouse", "West Tech", and "The Reej", "the asylum", "the nut-hut".

Like many such institutions before the 1970's-1980's, the Regional Center (the last, most "politically correct" title) was a small, bustling center of activity that produced much of its own food, sold manufactured goods produced by residents, and housed, under state care, not only the criminally insane and mentally ill, but also those completely disabled by serious illness such as paralytics and "tube-feeders" who required full-time skilled nursing care, chronic alcoholics and indigent drug abusers, including many temporary psychiatric and clinical services for surrounding communities in the region. As a result of its multi-faceted function, the State Hospitals were always large employers and a monumental source of income for the local economies. Thus, Ingleside also contained several housing units for employees and their families, and in many respects became a community by itself until it was mostly closed down by the state, despite a recent investment in infrastructure and remodel amounting to several tens-of-millions of dollars.
"I just got out of the Reej . . . you know, Ingleside, Nebraska!

"He has so many problems, he should have his own room at Ingleside, Nebraska .
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