Bitchygirl: eww look at that fat ugly potato over there
Guy: yeah, if she dosent lookse wheight soon she's always gonna stay single
bitchygirl: thats right! Now (insert boy name here) lets go make out behind the stairs 😏
Guy: yeah, if she dosent lookse wheight soon she's always gonna stay single
bitchygirl: thats right! Now (insert boy name here) lets go make out behind the stairs 😏
by Sleepy panda123 September 24, 2018
Get the Singlemug. by DaddyMwH November 7, 2021
Get the Single Heartedmug. Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers
by NaiNai1226 February 23, 2014
Get the single penguinmug. An unmarried or not involved in a relationship Women of God with a posture of a wife. Doing or has done the work of wholenesss on self, awaiting the Man of God, the pupose partner that God has ordained.
by unapologetically me March 11, 2023
Get the Single Wifemug. A lot of females (and some males) assume that any single guy deep down wants to find love (and sex especially) but is afraid of commitment, so he wants to stay single and be a swinger until he finds the right one. In reality, there are some people who are male and content being single and celibate, just like their are females who are content to live the same way. It's the way many females think a guy needs them to survive, or they'd be nothing and nobody if it wasnt for her that makes some guys even more content to be single and celibate.
The guy knew that there were just as many narcissistic and self-serving females in the world as their were narcissistic and selfish males (like himself, the asshole that he was) from experience in the world, and so he just stayed single, no matter who came up with a new rumor about him. There were too many people who had an obsession with living like they were in Hollywood all the time with their bullshit gossip and rumors, which even some of the people in Hollywood found irritating.
by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
Get the Singlemug. 
