crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.

If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.

by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023

Business Casual Mullet

When you're on a Zoom call with business colleagues and you're wearing business casual up top and not much down below. Options for the bottom half include regular underwear, leopard print speedos or nothing at all.

I got up late for work so i put on a button down and nothing else and jump onto the video conference call with the business casual mullet.

by _so_why_not_ April 26, 2024

Mullet

A certain type of fish ususally used as bait to catch bigger fish. See "food chain"

"i went fishin' for bass and used mullets as bait. i didn't catch shit."

by ian from bel air June 24, 2003

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.

Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.

by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021

Mulletize

The act of giving someone a mullet

The barber mulletized Joe

by Steveisapringlesman July 10, 2022

Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.

Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?

by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017