Cog Muffin

Cog Muf-fin
-noun-
1.The thing one wants most out of this world.

"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"

by Nicholas Scott Oliver November 6, 2007

tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.

I went sledding on my tummy muffin.

by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007

Muffin Flop

When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.

"Look at the muffin flop on that twink"

by DrewciferNYC March 9, 2009

Home Muffin

A friend that makes you feel better with advice/hugs while also baking you home-made muffins.

That girl over there... she's my personal Home Muffin.

by Asodoph Boingberry January 22, 2009

Shady muffin

A shady muffin is someone you can find in the dodgey end of town. Some one who wears his hat at a bit of a cheeky angle. You generally find them in dark corners, alleys, etc. and want to avoid contact at ALL cost.

"Have you been down to Bristol St?"

"Yes, but not the dodgey end. There's a bit of a shady muffin who loafs around the sudway."

by zaqdaq January 4, 2009

under muffin

When a girls ass cheeks hang out the bottom of her too short shorts.

Did you see that girl's under muffin? What a nice tush.

by JennC July 5, 2014

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014