A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.
by Danw84 October 29, 2009
Get the Monster Chugmug. by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021
Get the Monster Donksmug. by The unholy October 19, 2020
Get the Heartbeat Monstermug. A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
Get the Woods Monstermug. a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
by ary_luv March 5, 2009
Get the hottness monstermug. 1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.
2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.
by fakemonster July 20, 2008
Get the fake monstermug. "Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.
The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.
When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:
1. Give him guac
2. Run like hell
Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster
by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016
Get the Mateo Monstermug.