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Michael

An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.
Dammit, that tumble weed blew across me so fast I fell out of my shoes and michaeled my ankles.
by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020
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michael is a simp bitch, he will ditch every chance to play with the boys for a quick simp. his mom is super nice and i like her cooking.
Guy 1: yo you know that kid michael
Guy 2: yeah you mean that simp bitch
Guy 1:yeah what a faggot
by simpPolicelol August 25, 2020
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Michael is a really nice person. He takes really good care of his friends and family. Really caring, passionate and loving. He also has a very small penis. I think it should be some sort of medical disorder for how small it really is.
E.g. "Went Jimit pulled down Michael pants in the locker room everybody laughed."
by Jimbo Slice a.k January 18, 2018
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Name commonly giving to little fag boys who dont have big dicks and suck at fortnite. Commonly found that they have much smaller brain than the Colin species. Michael is known for being really boring and often have no friends. No one wants to be around a michael
Oh look, its michael, let's go this way so he doesn't wanna talk to us
by Cfitch August 1, 2019
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Guy 1: Yo, michael is a fucking retard
Guy 2: Yea you right he so damn dumb
by HlpIHveRay September 2, 2018
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The best character in Be More Chill. Jeremy betrayed him. But Michael still gave him red Mountain Dew because the squip is an ###
Jeremy decided to ignore Michael because he wanted to upgrade the squip.
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Usually Shy Of Girls And dates fat bitches
by Kathy serg May 21, 2018
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