Mexican washed 

someone who has picked up the lingual as well as customs of a real mexican.

Kyle is so Mexican washed.

Mexican washed by Monsterlover June 13, 2010

Mexican Take Out 

A suxual act where the male puts his balls into the female's vagina.

Hey Baby, I am in the mood for some Mexican Take Out. He put his "beans" in her "box".

Mexican Take Out by Austicole February 20, 2011

Mexican Minivan

The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.

wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?

Mexican Minivan by bitch mancini February 20, 2011

Mexican Tongue Torch 

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.

Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.

Mexican Tongue Torch by GioSerg April 27, 2011

mexican chocolate 

When you take a shit after eating Taco Bell.

"I ate Taco Bell last night and now I have to take the biggest Mexican Chocolate"

mexican chocolate by hotstyler October 30, 2013

mexican butt-worms 

Mexican butt-worms are what you pick up in mexico after eating from a taco cart or tamale stand that is less than sanitary. They are also different from other butt-worms because they wear sombreros.

Did you hear about Steve's trip to Tijuana? He got a bad case of the mexican butt-worms after eating at a filthy taco stand.

mexican butt-worms by Weslitzu December 30, 2013

Mexican Vasectomy 

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

Mexican Vasectomy by Derp Urban September 13, 2014