mexican butt-worms

Mexican butt-worms are what you pick up in mexico after eating from a taco cart or tamale stand that is less than sanitary. They are also different from other butt-worms because they wear sombreros.

Did you hear about Steve's trip to Tijuana? He got a bad case of the mexican butt-worms after eating at a filthy taco stand.

by Weslitzu December 30, 2013

Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

by Derp Urban September 13, 2014

Mexican faucet

when meat/cheese/etc. falls out of your taco or burrito

the man didnt realise his Mexican Faucet was running at Taco Bell yesterday

by sis woodlands April 23, 2015

Mexican Foot

When the soles or your entire foot/feet burn or get hot do to a lot of physical activity /labor and or hot pavement/ground

Hector:"I was selling flowers and oranges in the corner last summer the pavement really burned my feet".

Dulce : "you had that Mexican Foot "

by Dawn Dove June 3, 2016

mexican banjo

A shovel

Boys, this garden isn't going to dig itself. Start playing the mexican banjo!

by ryman_2000 November 11, 2009

Mexicanese

Someone who is
1. half Japanese or chinese and half mexican

2. half lebanese half mexican

1. Puta, u didnt kno im Mexicanese

2. Salma Hayek

by Munegra March 15, 2009

Mexican Pizza

When a mexican man stretches his scrotum across another person's face, especially their mouth.

Jose: Man, I gave her a mexican pizza last night.
Juan: Oh shit, how'd she take it?
Jose: She bit it.

by ThePizza December 13, 2009