Meghan

Wifey, beeeaaaaautiful human being. Independent and headstrong. Super talented with one rocking bod!

Blonde, freckles, blue eyes, cute butt.

Ayyyyyyyy Mammi you looking foiiiinne

Dude dont cat call her! She'll beat your ass, she's a Meghan!

by Turnedonlightbulb October 4, 2017

Blackout Merchandise

Whenever there is a Blackout, items such as T.V.'s. Stereos, Game Systems or anything stolen during the Blackout is considered Balckout Merchandise

Hey Steve, gotta come to my basement and see my new flat screen
Steve: Ah shit man that musta dug deep into your pocket
Rioter: Naw man its Blackout Merchandise from yesterday, My wife got a Wii!

by Steve to giant November 30, 2009

Feather merchant

A feather merchant is a homosexual most often a really ugly or retarded person or animal. (or something else)

What the hell are you doing you fucking feather merchant!

by Your mom is a feather merchant January 18, 2010

feather merchant

a retarded person that is also a homosexual and is extremely ugly and fat.

you feather merchant

by im awesome beyond everything January 18, 2010

mergaler

on the phone and in person mergaler is meant as a good bye OR a hello. but online it's used as a filler word. Something such as yeah or yerp

Mergaler! = good bye, love you (in person, on phone)
Mergaler = meh, yeah yerp, filler word (online)

by alana April 24, 2005

Mergahall

not bad, but not good

mediocre, average

Friend 1: yo bitch! how was that hooker you picked up last night ?
Friend 2: Mergahall... and im pretty sure it was your sister..

by Gabe Hicks April 20, 2008

Meghalin Beatrice

A random and pointless pet name originally created by some crazy cousin. Meg- is the only derivative of this word that makes any sense since the pet name is used to describe ones favorite cousin named Meghan. The influence of drugs/brain damage may have attributed to the original creation of this pet name. Prepare to exercise caution while in the presence of a chupacabra (* see Chupacabra for more information) and if one becomes irritated after using the pet name please eat a chocolate chip muffin and pray my lanta that the chupacabra won't suck your blood dry.

"Wow, Meghalin Beatrice, I think that we might run into a fictional goat sucking creature later this afternoon. Lets use extra precaution and go to Tim Hortons' for a chocolate chip muffin."

by 7WMK0 February 6, 2009