Jake Meredith

A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.

Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."

by Bisharpp October 18, 2017

alexis mercer

A thing that will fuck anything with a dick

"Alexis mercer (a 14 year old) fucked Felix (22 year old) in the woods while she was on her period with protection .

by Suck_my_clit February 6, 2018

Vada Mercer

A Beautiful Waman That Eats Ice Cubes And Is A Food Hunter During The Night And Talks About Mems And Extends Her Words Like T H I C C

VADA MERCER IS NOT POSSIBLE IN A SENTENCE

by That One Your Married To March 21, 2018

anthony mercado

The guy whose dick you want his dick inside of you

“I hope Anthony Mercado fucks me tonight”

by [e-mail] May 20, 2018

internet mercenaries

Internet mercenaries are purchased bots to support someone's own aims on the internet.

Internet mercenaries fight on the side of T-series against Pewdiepie in the war of Pewdiepie vs T-series.

by tshbg March 30, 2019

daniel meredith

Daniel Meredith is Truly fat and deserves a girl because of his high Witt and low body count, He is a very angry character so dont mess with the fat bastard. Mr Meredith is one of the funniest human beings known to earth and really keep his circle small but allows it to get bigger if needed. Daniel is a very loving and caring person to his Family and Friends, he really keeps his attention on his Best Friends and sometimes is a little bit rude to his Family - He feels awful about that situation and seeks to improve.

Daniel is generally Fat but seeks to be thin in future, For once.
Definition of daniel meredith: Ruler of Pussy.

by Anonymous x Anonymous December 10, 2019

Stella Mercado

A kind ringo loving person who is really good at dancing. She is very thin and tall and has tons of friends. She is a rich girls who hangs out with rich people. No matter how much money she has, she doesnt brag (“no flex”). She is a respectful person and loves dead english men.

“whos that girl dancing?”
“oh thats Stella Mercado!”
“shes cool ngl”

by andre grreeeen December 13, 2019