mega val

Short for mega valedictorian and synonymous to sweat, but bolsters the meaning of it -- implies that someone has done something very sweaty in the context of academics or any achievements in general.

An example of a mega val would be cwu

Person 1: Oh yeah did you know that I made Stanford
Person 2: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHAT A MEGA MEGA MEGA VAL SWEAT

Person 1: OH YEAH YEAH I'M RANK #1
Person 2: OH MY WHAT A MEGA VAL

by cumuniversity December 20, 2021

Cock Holding Mega Douche

YOU

You fucking no good trailer trash Cock Holding Mega Douche!!

by Leon Scott Kennedy May 1, 2011

mega lolz

when something is so funny, u have 2 add a mega in front of it. similar to lmfao, but something funnier

wow u just fell on ur ass, MEGA LOLZ !!

by jnkjnfg October 23, 2007

Megaman

n.
Titanium robot sex machine (see also: rockman)

(From Greek Megas, meaning great, and Old English mann, meaning male homosapien)

Megaman blew Dr. Wily away, then retreated to his room with Roll for 56 hours of one-on-one celebration.

by human dic-tionary October 31, 2004

mega

when someone is known round lots of areas.

manz tink he mega.
i am so mega every(gyal)heard of me

by Latrishe May 16, 2005

mega nuts

mega (adj):
Very large.
Surpassing other examples of its kind; extraordinary.
(prefix): In precise scientific language "one million"

nuts (adj):
Insane; crazy.
(idiom): To be extremely or excessively enthusiastic about.

mega nuts (comp. adj):
Very, very crazy.
A freak occurrence or scenario that is mega in size and extraordinarily nuts.
(idiom): Inexplicably enthusiastic about something.

Person A: "Did you see Dave's new hair last night? Weird. And he was going on about burning all his worldly possessions and starting a commune."

Person B: "Mega nuts."

by lizandbax December 9, 2008

Mega-Cock

The burliest of all penis.

NOT ASIAN, usually black, Hugified penis. The Mega-Cock is a dangerous weapon once inserted in the uterus.

by rlle January 19, 2008