mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.

“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”

by wobert r January 6, 2018

Mary Shelley

Having sex on the grave plot of a departed loved one, similarly to how Mary Shelley fucked her husband on her mother's grave

Guy 1: Hey me and my girl just Mary Shelley'd, It was kinda gross but oddly arousing
Guy 2: Wow, thats dark

by Ryan_G17 January 15, 2021

Brittney Marie

The coolest, hottest person alive. Said to be the 2010 gold medallist in ladies figure skating. Also is know as the The Hulk. This girl is the hottest; best friend alive.

"wow buck you sound like a girl!!!" -Brittney Marie

by Kathleen Kiely September 6, 2008

Jeanne Marie

One hot mother fucker.

She's a Jeanne Marie

by dongds August 19, 2011

Ann-Mari

A very tall scandinavian viking (even without heels) that will remember everything you ever tell her!

You have the memory of an Ann-Mari

by alstubb January 29, 2010

Mary J.

Slang for Marrijuana.

You can tell his only friend is Mary J.

by Ty D September 17, 2005

muscle marys

Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.

Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.

by rich1 May 22, 2006