Mars

Somehow smart but also the dumbest motherfucker you could meet.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Person 1: YO. You seen Mars anywhere?!

Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!

Person 1: DAMMIT MARS

Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
by ratsewerfall April 04, 2022
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Someone who is submissive and breedable.
Hi im mars = I'm submissive and breedable
Hey how's mars?

Oh they're being submissed and breeded right now.
by The_Gego November 22, 2021
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The cutest young girl you will ever come to meet. She is absolutely adorable and she will make you want to squish her, which you shouldn't do because only a few selected people are allowed to do so. This cutie is nice, sweet, talented, creative, absolutely perfect, and she deserves the world.
Person A: Did you see Mars? She's so cute.
Person B: Yes, Mars is absolutely adorable!
by scarlovesmars March 16, 2019
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mars is used to call you fat or its just the planet
hey your as fat a mars
dude mars is so cool
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Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!
Hey bro! Did you hear Mars got moved schools again?”
“Yea, it’s sad honestly.”
by Mars_:) April 07, 2022
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Mars is a great person who is really funny, they love their friends and would do anything for them. They can be rude at times but that’s their way of joking. They probably don’t want to do anything with their life. Just want to be close to their friends
Person 1: are you friends with mars? You really should be!
by Samhasaknifee January 28, 2022
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mars is one of the coolest people i know. Mars is funny, nice, and has a crysh on j- (jasonn derulooo) nevermind haha. but they r really nice and caring.
Girl 1; Woah, whos that pretty Man over there?
Girl 2; Oh, them? thats Mars.
by vix is cool. September 30, 2021
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